INCOMING/OUTGOING THE MAD MAGAZINE OF MEDFORD POLITICS

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Incoming: A bed in an office in a school?

Outgoing: Like Mae West in Myra Breckinridge, "I do a little nightwork sometimes"

Incoming: Are those rumors about a casting couch at the high school true?

Outgoing: Don't believe the allegations that I was swapping spit with a woman at a bar who was not my wife."

Incoming: You're so ugly I don't believe them

Outgoing: We rehabilitated many teachers who were discarded by schools around the district. 

Incoming: Like a sports team getting a used player off of the trash heap

Outgoing: Our Chapter 744 board violates the Open Meeting Law

Incoming: What did I get myself into?

TO BE CONTINUED