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Falco Resolution: Shave Your Head For Barber Chair Charity

By  January 31, 2019  
1,307,758 @ 8:53 pm 1-31-19

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED...
IF YOU PONY UP THE CASH

TO SAVE THE BARBER CHAIR NIGHT
AT THE CITY COUNCIL

FEBRUARY 5, 2019

---JOHN FALCO'S PROCLAMATION

WHERE A BARBER CHAIR
IN MEDFORD SQUARE
HAD ITS LIFE CUT SHORT
BY A FAT MAN'S HAIR
YOU CAN COME TO THE COUNCIL
IF YOU BEHAVE
SIT IN THE SEAT
AND GET A HEAD SHAVE

MR. FALCO WANTS TO SAVE ON ENERGY COSTS BY SHINING THE BULBS ON ALL THE BALD HEADS IN ALDEN CHAMBERS

WOMEN TOO

NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED IN THE CHAMBERS UNLESS THEY WEAR THE CORRECT ATTIRE: A BALD HEAD

BY GEORGE!


SCARPELLI WILL BE DOING THE HAIR-CUTTING...BECAUSE HE'S ENVIOUS!