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Judge Orders Caraviello to do Access TV show and fork over Millions!

By  January 15, 2019  
1,302,605 @ 9:57 am 1-15-19    (parody)

Caraviello Forced by Courts to Replace Barber Shop Chair and pay Editor of Medford Info over 3 million dollars including punitive damages

A NEW TV SHOW IN MEDFORD

As part of Caraviello's loss in court (again!) he has to perform community service AND appear in a new public access show

F A T L O C K

Fatlock is a parody of Andy Griffith's Matlock, this time an unserious stumblebum fat detective who spends all his time at Nappi's, Dunkin Donuts and Eddy's stuffing his fat face with delicacies instead of doing the job he's paid to do,
solving crime by throwing his accomplices Stephanie, Mark, George, Don Paulato and others directly under the bus.

TO BE CONTINUED 


Big Dick Caraviello comments: The councilors never liked me anyway...they didn't vote for me to be council president so Fxxk 'em... 

I'll play Fatlock, gladly, and like Ringo sings in Act Naturally, I can just be myself!