Porter Davis Writes to Medford Info Central - EVEN WE GET LETTERS, DEPT

 

Porter Davis <somerstreets

 October 30, 2019  4:32 pm

 

Boy are you a fool, duped by a made-up article on a fake Wordpress site trying to look like the Somerville Times. The real Somerville Times endorsed Mayor Curtatone today, you idiot.

 

http://www.thesomervilletimes.com/archives/94958

 

And you call yourself a journalist?

 

OUR REPLY:

 

Dear Porter:

i KNEW exactly what that was...who cares, we're just having fun with politics.

Truth be told, sources say something is going down with Curtatone and the authorities...knowing that, we decided to have some fun with a popular site that people were flying around

You're the idiot, "Porter Davis," because we are the Mad Magazine of Medford Politics.  We mix truth with the absurd

but if you're too dumb to get the joke all we can say is THANK YOU FOR READING.  Come again!!!!!

 

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