Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Oh Stephanie, where were you???

Madame Stephanie Muccini-Burke
Regrets to Inform you
She was on a secret peace mission with
Secretary Of State John Kerry

She Apologizes that she couldn't be at the

corner of Garfield and Salem this morning
for the Veteran's Day dedication

But she's allergic to homosexuals...

She could have sent her treasurer as her representative.

We would have welcomed him...with open arms! 

play Alice Cooper's "Is It My Body" here 

If he put the bus stop back that a city vehicle had allegedly knocked down.   (Think of the benefits, my old friend, Steph!  If your treasurer baby sits an old man and watches Perry Mason with him, there's less time to blog...even less time if your treasurer drags the ex-Varsity coach babysitter with him!!!)

But who needs bus stops when McGlynn has the urge for photo ops!