Thursday, March 24, 2016

ARK-BERG Financial

654,986 @ 12:50 pm
654,969 @ 12:27 pm

ARK-BERG FINANCIAL is an independent financial professional offering comprehensive financial and retirement strategies to clients in the greater Boston area.

Our motto is:   “...Numerous references to accounting standards and accounting practices which we are not familiar with and which we do not understand.” (see below)
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Ronvey Ratberg is so sure of his financial solutions he will bet his wife Boria's 401(k) retirement plan (not to be confused with her 501(k) weight this morning) on his strategies.

In fact, Ronvey and Boria are so honest and sincere that they will offer you a 1,000 percent guarantee of your money back...if you can find them at 625 Get High Street.  You'll be pounding sand when you get involved in their plan...you'll be going from Quarry to Regina's asking people where the hell the flim/flam operatives took off to.  And no one will ever find you, or their money, when you adhere to Ronvey and Boria's dastardly schemes presented as your retirement plan.
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Here's what you will learn:

*How to scam infomercial after infomercial at your local access tv station

* How to file a fraudulent address on corporate documents

*How to use public access monies to sue innocent people AND find out in court documents that you have "brutalized" your victim(s)

Ronvey Ratberg is currently going through bankruptcy. Hold your head up high while learning directly from the master how to disappoint your clients, garner a horrible reputation in the cities where you purportedly live, have your foul-mouthed wife libel an apartment complex and say that there were rats there* and more disgusting innuendo and lies designed to embolden your approach to Ronvey's con-artist techniques.

*In a court of law Boria can claim that she and Ronvey were the rats that Ken-l-Ration Landing removed, and she can avoid the libel charge.

In fact, their ugly associate at an insurance firm was convicted of libel, and many other crimes he would make up off of the top of his head at city council meetings.
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The police won't touch you as you blackmail a former mayor, and you will be able to fly to conferences in Colorado and purport to be financial wizards....always OPM - on Other People's Money!


Page 2 of 2 - The letter goes on to say that the management, which includes two individuals who claim to be “money managers” and offer advice to Medford viewers, cited “numerous references to accounting standards and accounting practices which we are not familiar with and which we do not understand.”
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Learn how to use your own wife as a loose-cannon cyber-bully, learn how to victimize and smear your opponents, and while you go through bankruptcy court, laugh that you got away with it.
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You will be the pariah of your community...and snicker all the way to the multiple banks where you hide the loot you have taken from unsuspecting victims.
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ENDORSEMENT:

DEAR RONVEY AND BORIA:

Your small-minded conning and scamming is an inspiration to us all.  Why go for billions when you can slime your way around two cities and steal from the poor?   Good work.

Love,
Bernie L. Madoff

Bernard L. Madoff, Inmate #61727054, Butner Medium FCI, PO Box 1000, Butner, NC 27509




Bernie Madoff won’t be serving his life sentence in a hellhole.

The North Carolina prison where the convicted Ponzi schemer has been to serve his life sentence is considered "the crown jewel" of the federal prison system. It’s a place where many convicts hope to be sent. It may not be "club Fed" but it is the closest thing that exists in the federal prison system to a country club prison.

http://www.businessinsider.com/madoffs-butner-prison-is-the-crown-jewel-of-federal-prison-system-2009-7 


Butner houses about 3,600 inmates. Notables include former U.S. Rep. Randy "Duke" Cunningham, former Adelphi CEO John Rigas, and former Navy intelligence analyst Jonathan Pollard. In the past the Butner prison has housed would be presidential assassin John Hinckley Jr. and televangelist Jim Bakker.

It’s not totally safe for prisoners, however. Madoff may well find himself in fights with other inmates. As the saying goes, in minimum security prisons you get punched, and in medium security prisons you get knifed.