651,730 @ 7:32 pm
651,723 @ 7:19 pm
651,641 @ 3:48 pm
All Rise - the Honorable Judge John Byers presiding.
Honorable Justice Byers: I have separated the trials of
bankrupt Harvey DeScrews-Luce and Ronny Ratberg as the two fiends are now turning on each other. However, to show my objectivity, fairness and for my own personal amusement, we will run the last advertisement those two scoundrels forced on unsuspecting cable TV subscribers who had to endure their insufferable arrogance.
The commercial, bailiff:
Hi, it's us - Ronnie Ratberg and Harvey DeScrews-Luce, and we want to invite you to join our newest scam, Reprobates Anonymous.
At Reprobates Anonymous we steal your sneaky, underhanded ideas to better enhance our ability to rip off multiple communities and go undetected when we don't have a thug mayor offering us protection.
Harvey: That's right, Ronny, our UnFunny Managers didn't know a damn thing about finances, just look at the trail of broken corporations we've left behind, including one funded with free money from the public!
Ronnie: At Reprobates Anonymous no one will see you come in, and if you don't come out, no one will know the difference!
Harvey: It's so easy to join. Bring a bag of cash to the fence between 623 and 627 High Street, Medford, no checks accepted, and hand it over to the big old faccia brutta holding a gun to your head. She will take the cash, put her cigar out on your hand, and that mark will get you into our free seminar.
A $39.95 savings despite the pickpockets we have going through the audience lifting your wallets and purses.
Judge Byers: Due to the despicable nature of that Flam and Flam concocted commercial, we'll go right to sentencing.
Harvey: But what about the bankruptcy?
Ronnie: What about my rights?
Judge Byers: Send them both to Patricia and Bob CovHELL'S home in Stoneham and chain them to the pipes in the basement...
Commonwealth v. Ronny Ratberg
Commonwealth v. Jennison
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_v._JennisonNathaniel Jennison was arrested for beating Quock Walker and indicted on a criminal charge of assault and battery in September 1781. The trial before the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts was held in April 1783. Jennison's defense was that Walker was a runaway slave but Walker countered that the Massachusetts Constitution had made slavery illegal in 1780. Chief Justice William Cushing accepted this argument and directed the jury that the issue of whether Walker had been freed or not was irrelevant because slavery was no longer constitutional. The jury convicted Jennison who was fined forty shillings.[3]
Saturday March 19, 2016 @ 7:33 pm
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