Hi, I'm Ron Alberg...
and I'm Harvey DeLucia
We're the Bankrupt Money Managers, and we can help YOU scam the system.
R.A. Who else can better help you conning and scamming than a financial manager like my partner, Harvey DeLucia, currently in bankruptcy court.
H.D. Yes, my initials are H.D., that's high definition conning and scamming, and with a partner whose initials also stand for Rat's Ass, you don't stand a chance.
R.A.: Unless we get F.A. Uncle Bob, suffering from M.F.
H.D.: McGlynn fatigue?
R.A.: No, that F.A. is an M.F. in the Assistant Court Clerk Brian Burke use of the acronym.
H.D.: Oh...I see
R.A.: Do you?