New Poem: The Coach's Little Strumpet

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THE COACH'S LITTLE STRUMPET
edited and composed by the JV poetry coach!

Self-absorbed parents think that everything's fine

at school she's passed around like a bottle of wine

with lips that would be so well versed on a trumpet

this is the ballad of the Coach's Little Strumpet 

The teacher should have been a little more prudent

the vicarious thrill of sex with a student

Her mommy's with the state rep off having a crumpet

Leads to the ballad of the coach's little strumpet 

 Add one suspicious school /superintendent
two lost souls who are so co-dependent
She screams like Penny McLean when they start to bump it 
On the disco floor watch them mugawump-it* 
drunk daddy's oh so angry, he wants to thump it.
(make that a one way ticket (for him) to another school)
file this one under: The Golden Rule 
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She's a woman of the world, having wine and scallop
she's graduated from (being) Daddy's Little Trollop
At their own field of dreams, once you start to pump it
the stadium cheers for the coach's little strumpet


to be continued


Mugawumps morphed into famous bands
political definition

mug·wump

ˈməɡˌwəmp/

noun

North American

noun: mugwump; plural noun: mugwumps

1. a person who remains aloof or independent, especially from party politics.
   
   
   
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   Lady Bump on the Pop Explosion today
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkrdmf7GzKg
    Heck, we hear you'd scream like that too with one night with the varsity coach