Monday, June 6, 2016

Uncle Bob Wants a Job

727,030 @ 9:48 am
726,983 @ 8:39 am
29,423 past 30 days @ 9:48 am
29,376 last 30 days @ 8:39 am


Jeanine: Oh, today's the day, we get to sift through all these letters...

Uncle Bob: These individuals are overqualified. They'll pull a Louise Miller or Teresa Walsh and bolt

Jeanine: Teresa Walsh did not bolt, she was pushed out the door

Uncle Bob: Teresa "resigned," don't you read Mayor Burke's press releases?


Jeanine: If you say so Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob: And don't call me Uncle Bob


Jeanine: OK, Uncle Bobby. What are you doing??


Uncle Bob: Shredding these applications for budget director.

Jeanine: But if you do that, I'll only have your application on my desk.

Uncle Bob: Exactly.  Stephanie's busy, busy, busy doing her nails today.  She wants to have a meeting with Jason Lewis over the new public records law, but Lewis won't return her phone calls.

Jeanine: It's a problem we're having. No one wants to speak to her because she doesn't give anyone a chance to speak.  We've nicknamed her Phyllis Buster...

Uncle Bob: As in filibuster

Jeanine: Look at the contempt she has for the city council...did you see that blogger's video of the meeting?


Uncle Bob: I'm allergic to such things.

Jeanine: Don't I know it!


Uncle Bob: Hey, Freddy Dello Russo Jr. may be a jackass, but he's our jackass.

Jeanine: "Motion to table has undebatability written all over it unless Adam Knight's previous motion supersedes the undebatable motion!  HA HA!"

Uncle Bob: Discipline ...and Robert's Rules of Order, out the window with those clowns

Jeanine: Not to mention the city council rules!

Uncle Bob: How did a hairdresser married to a buffoon get so politically savvy? 


Jeanine: Why, Uncle!  I read Medford Information Central on my iPhone just about every other minute!  How else would I have known about your little problems at Wells Fargo?


TO BE CONTINUED 


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