Dear Matthew Ronald Aimers, 31, of Willingboro, N.J,
in a new program developed by Medford Information Central in cooperation with Police chief Buckley, Mayor Stephanie Muccini-Burke and her allegedly drunk husband, you are hereby put in the custody of the editor of Medford Information Central Dot Com...this is a parody, but what the hell, you've been begging for something like this with your nutty stunt at your own wedding!
U.S.
Groom arrested at his own wedding after allegedly groping an underage waitress
On Wednesday, Matthew Ronald Aimers, 31, of Willingboro, N.J., was arraigned on charges dating from his Nov. 24 wedding in Bucks County, Pa., as originally reported by the Philadelphia Inquirer. He was nabbed for harassment, disorderly conduct, indecent assault and exposure, as well as corruption and imprisonment of a minor.
What's the big deal?
Sounds like just another night at Mayor Muccini-Burkie's Cable Advisory Board...
Oh...it's a PARODY, lighten up, Yvette! Gabby~~~
Listen to some Alan Hovhaness...things go better with Hovhaness, your highness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Huv6mZ60IA
