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Editor: No, you aren't qualified!
Stephanie: I'm the issuing authority!
Editor: You're McGlynn's stooge
Stephanie: Now that's a hell of an introduction for such an amazing guest like myself
Editor: Why the exorbitant $25.00 parking fee for seniors over 25
Stephanie: Why not? Haven't you ever watched COMING TO AMERICA where the dad of the soon to be princess says he's allowed to change his mind?
Editor: So much for the senior vote! That's a pretty expensive change of mind for elder people who need to purchase medicine.
Stephanie: Screw 'em all, that's what I say.
Editor: So stashing your mom in public housing is punishment for, what, she wouldn't let you have ice cream one night for being a naughty girl.
Stephanie: Curtatone's a dick, Christenson's a bitch, but I'm the bastard in the bunch.
Editor: You don't have to convince us of your illegitimacy
Stephanie: How do you get all these news stories?
Editor: People hate you. They come to me. They e mail, they send mail to my P.O. box, they stop me in the street to tell me what you're down to. Are you really not running for Mayor
Stephanie: I HAD that job with Charlie Baker till YOU tipped him off to the Varsity Coach
Editor: He's a definite cutie, I've never been into basketball players either...
Stephanie: I'll see about arranging a date, at least this one's half your age
Editor: Very funny. But I'm all set.
Stephanie: What? The Varsity Coach can't participate in one of your famous threesomes!
Editor: They were a long time ago on a planet far, far away, my dear, but I could be persuaded to reconsider. Can we be serious for a minute.
Stephanie: I am serious. Why aren't you with that nice rich guy who kept you from writing on this blog every day.
Editor: He didn't keep me from writing, I was simply having fun with him.
Stephanie: And then you drop him like a hot potato
Editor: Not true, but this is NOT about me, this is about you not running for election
Stephanie: So your band's back together?
Editor: You and my boyfriend have something in common, you both change the subject when the matter at hand is too uncomfortable!
Stephanie: I AM your boyfriend, in drag!
Editor: You wish. And we know that's not true because you like 'em drunk and passed out...
Stephanie: No muss, no fuss, it's like they have AMNESIA!
Editor: What would you like to paint on John Falco's head?
Stephanie: Paint? I like your idea of a Rumley ChiaPet growing out of John's head!
Editor: ChiaFalc VooDoo Doll. So Falco is the heir apparent, whatever happened to Camuso?
Stephanie: Boy was he pissed when Mike wanted me to run!
But I put the pacifier in his mouth...he still is a handful!
Editor: Why does Allie do ALL the work in your office?
Stephanie: And here you thought Lincoln had freed the slaves!
Editor: And now we know why Teresa Walsh chose to RUN, not walk from you:
Mayor’s Staff
http://www.medfordma.org/mayor/mayors-staff/
Chief of Staff and Director of Personnel
Jeanine Femino-Camuso
Assistant to the Chief of Staff
Deanna Deveney
Director of Intergovernmental Affairs
Lauren Feltch
Executive Assistant, City Council and Community Relations Liaison;
Allie Fiske
Stephanie: When I need little risk, I call on Fiske
Editor: Wilson Fisk, The Kingpin in Spiderman?
The Kingpin is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and John Romita Sr., and first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man #50. Wikipedia
Stephanie: No, Carlton Fisk!
to be continued
