Sunday, March 3, 2019

If Madame Knight Married John Falco She'd Be Adam Falco!!!!!

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


New Transcript writer Joe Walsh (not of The Eagles) calls Council prez Adam Falco!

Donald Trump finally found some "fake news," and it costs you 2 bucks in Medford!!!!!!

Does the Transcript investigative reporter know something that we don't?
If Adam Knight married John Falco he would be Adam Falco!  Did they elope???

Only Caraviello's hairdresser knows for sure, and he's allegedly still pissed about the alleged broken barber chair
...news you won't find in the Transcript!   Scarpelli's hairdresser would know too...but he's so bald he don't have a hairdresser!!!!   And they don't want him in that fractured alleged barber chair too, that's for damn sure!

Note to Joe Walsh: The real story is why this mayor doesn't meet with the council in Alden Chambers
Didn't she promise that on the campaign trail?  Hey Joe Walsh, list Muccini-Burkie's promises and her lies,
that'll keep you busy for the next century

Joe Walsh Parody:  "Duh, what's Alden Chambers?"

Joe, that's where this reporter was slugged by a dirty city clerk, ex clerk Ed Finn, and your newspaper 
wrote a disgusting story that this writer allegedly "intimidated a witness," which I didn't, of course, defeating the bloated, overweight City Councilor Richard F. (for fraud) Caraviello in criminal court.

Now I'm having Greenpeace drag / tow beached whale Caraviello into Federal Court - along with others.
That's right, Caravielololo - a real doozie of a fiend, lost in criminal court. Make that your headline!!!!!

I'll give  you a free Creative Writing Course if you cover the trial - in the courthouse! 

You want a Pulitzer Prize Joe Walsh?  Investigate a varsity coach and a powerful politician's daughter
allegedly doing the ...oh, you get the idea.  

Allegedly Nell Escobar Coakley thought in 2015 that it
"wasn't a story" - but how would Nell know, she was allegedly well secured in Mike McGlynn's pocketbook
for safe keeping.  Allegedly

Back to Adam Falco!
How about Edie Falco of the Sopranos?  Just put a dust mop on Falco's bald head and presto change-0 he can be at the Chevalier with George Scarpelli as Tony Soprano's wife!  in a new play!

They'll be packing them in for that one!

Where did the Transcript find a new writer?  At the Tufts Daily? 

Adam Falco - sounds like how I contort the names in parodies on my blog (now at 1 million 318,888 page views)


HA HA ----only this is supposed to be a news story?

Tufts Daily writer Joe Walsh calls the Council President "Adam Falco" too funny! Since then, Council President Adam Falco has met with Burke and her office. This is what you pay $2.00 for in the Medford Transcript? https://medford.wickedlocal.com/news/20190228/mayor-burke-meets-with-medford-city-council-to-discuss-2019-priorities
Mayor Stephanie M. Burke met with city councilors to comb through their goals, and to share updates on imminent zoning changes and capital priorities, at the Council’s Committee of the Whole meeting Monday, Feb. 25.
Councilors set their priorities at a meeting last month, with longstanding goals such as public works improvement, zoning reform, and repairs to decrepit fire precincts topping the body’s list. Since then, Council President Adam Falco has met with Burke and her office.
Zoning changes and prospects for reform