Saturday, November 21, 2020

911 Booty Call

 

Medford 911:  Can we help you


Woman's Voice: I read on a local blog that the 911 cops will get rid of my husband and have sex with me.  Well, I don't have a husband...men don't know what they are missing with me.  I'm a goddess...really...could you send someone over?


Medford 911:  Try Dunkin Donuts and the Pot Belly special.  (CLICK)


Medford 911: Can we help you


Woman's Voice: Hi, I'm V.H., and I want a police officer to file a complaint on the mayor.  She hired Lisa Colaianni 


911: Can you spell that?


VH: How the hell am I supposed to spell it?


911: Go back to writing your phony boring fiction, that's why you didn't get the job (CLICK)


911, Can we help you


Woman's Voice: Some blogger is putting my sex life all over the internet


911: SO?


Woman: Can any of these cops that I've screwed go beat him up for me?


911: No (CLICK)


911, Can we help you:


Man's voice: I have some dirty photos, can I text them to 911?


911: Sure.






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