Medford 911: Can we help you
Woman's Voice: I read on a local blog that the 911 cops will get rid of my husband and have sex with me. Well, I don't have a husband...men don't know what they are missing with me. I'm a goddess...really...could you send someone over?
Medford 911: Try Dunkin Donuts and the Pot Belly special. (CLICK)
Medford 911: Can we help you
Woman's Voice: Hi, I'm V.H., and I want a police officer to file a complaint on the mayor. She hired Lisa Colaianni
911: Can you spell that?
VH: How the hell am I supposed to spell it?
911: Go back to writing your phony boring fiction, that's why you didn't get the job (CLICK)
911, Can we help you
Woman's Voice: Some blogger is putting my sex life all over the internet
911: SO?
Woman: Can any of these cops that I've screwed go beat him up for me?
911: No (CLICK)
911, Can we help you:
Man's voice: I have some dirty photos, can I text them to 911?
911: Sure.
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