This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
The Mad Magazine of Medford Politics, Don't Believe A Word that We Publish...it's ALL IN GOOD FUN Parodies of Medford City Officials
iS THIS A PARODY, MEDFORD?
IF NOT, THE SICK JOKE IS ON YOU
Before a very bad person takes an oath that he will violate come January, 2021, we are going to expose the wrongful conduct of a slob with poor diction and no brains.
Can you imagine HIRING a sex offender to purportedly drive your children to PROMS and then giving that scary individual the keys to every apartment that is operated by the Medford Housing Authority.
BLOCKBUSTER NEWS ON CORRUPTION IN MEDFORD LEADING UP TO JANUARY
MEDFORD NEEDS TO GROW UP AND START BEING SMART ABOUT WHO GOES IN TO POSITIONS OF POWER
THIS PUBLICATION IS FEARED BY THOSE WHO DO BAD THINGS, BECAUSE THEY WILL BE EXPOSED, FROM THE SON OF A BITCH WHO CAN'T DRIVE A BOAT TO THE ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL HAIR SALON AND SOME DRUNK HAVING FRIENDS PUNCH HER TIME CARD SO THAT SHE CAN RIPOFF MEDFORD AND DOUBLE DIP WITH HER DRUNKEN HAIR CUTS.
YOU WANT THE NEW 'COMANCHE?'
THAT HAIRDO HAPPENS IN HER ALLEGEDLY ILLEGAL HAIR SALON WHILE SOME LOSER ALLEGEDLY DRIVES THE BOAT ON A COCAINE BINGE...YOU'LL LOOK SIMPLY MARVELOUS...BUT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR SCHOOL COMMITTEE RUN IN SUCH A FASHION?
THE CEMETERY COMMISSION?
THE DISABILITY COMMISSION?
YOU WANT SOME ALLEGED COCAINE FIEND RUNNING THE HARVARD STREET GIRLS GLEE CLUB AND SEWING CIRCLE ALLEGEDLY HIGH ON COCAINE WITH THE ALLEGEDLY DRUNK HAIRDRESSER MAKING A MESS?
MEDFORD WILL GET CLEANED UP, ONCE BREANNA COMES TO HER SENSES AND FIRES POLICE CHIEF BUCKLEY AND UPENDS THE BAD APPLES ON THE SCHOOL COMMITTEE AND CITY COUNCIL
THIS IS AN ALLEGED work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
UNLESS PAPERWORK EMERGES LEADING TO THE INDICTMENTS OF THE GUILTY PARTIES...
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