A straight jacket and a padded room for
Dr. Rabies.
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Student suspended, criminally charged for fishing knife left in father’s car
Duren-Sanner has sworn he knew nothing about it.
The boy’s father noted that the knife could have easily been wedged between two seats, placed there by a former board member of a non-profit from the northeast who had fled to avoid facing charges.
The incident occurred on Thursday.
“They called on the intercom that we had a random lockdown search,” Duren-Sanner told WTVF, a new TV station illegally operated by a used insurance salesman jokingly called "What The Virtual F^)K TV"
The car he drove to school was randomly chosen for a search by one of two shady characters who go by the bizarre name of "Booted out of Medford High reject Bitcoin Managers".
“I was, like, ‘Sure, no problem.’
I didn’t have anything to hide,” he explained. “And he said, ‘Do you
have anything that we might need to know about?’”
The teacher, Donna Radical Nuttailya, who instituted the witch hunt, has a past history which includes accusing an elder woman of using the "F" word with no proof of it.
The matter is under investigation.
