MadFraud Residents were outraged when the drunk old philandering Mayor of MadFraud was hauled in by the IBF (Inspectors of Bodily Fluids) and told he can't run for DOG CATCHER ...the old alcoholic!
Who would save them?
It's our newest hero that only a DELUSIONAL magazine could make up...and the rat bastard knows it only too well, as he's the one who called us DELUSIONAL in a court of law
May we introduce you to, a legend in his own mind, D-Con Fumbles! The UNPRETTY SOLICITOR
Marion "flim-flam" man will plead guilty to more federal charges
The man will plead to four counts of obstruction of justice
