A Reckless Bunt: Cable Advisory Meeting #5

Jay Wilks:  Golly Gee, this is so much fun.  I love Stephanie so much.  Gosh, shucks, this is so exciting

Gabby Campbell: Will you shut him the hell up?

Yvette Follet-Sumney:  What?  Oh, excuse me, I was listening to music.  Did Jay say something?

Gabby: Did you see those Facebook Live videos Joe Vig taped of us.

Yvette:  Jay wanting to do his own show is as thrilling as watching paint dry

Gabby: That ought to scare the hell out of the residents wanting to do public access

Yvette: If it doesn't, there's always Arthur B. and Stevie DeLuca, the two scarecrows

Gabby:   Stevie B., the world's biggest actor

Jay:  Even the Fat B in the Austin Powers series isn't as BIG a star as Stevie B

Yvette: But Big Steve from TV3 I hear was

Gabby: Past tense!  Ha, did he get caught at Tempone Manor again trying to have his mail forwarded to someone else's mailbox at the housing authority

Jay: Allegedly!

Yvette: A checklist punt!

Gabby: A necklace runt!

Jay: I didn't get what Bill Maher was talking about with "Feckless stunt"

Yvette: You wouldn't, Jay, just text Stephanie to find out what to say next

Gabby: Like Auntie Carol texting Paul Camuso

Yvette: How would you know, we were put on this cable TV board because we don't know a damn thing about Medford, and we're not supposed to know about Medford and we're supposed to keep the access station moving backwards!

Gabby: Because I read Medford Information Central.  That's why. I know everything about the old TV3, when the twice arrested individual was calling the rape victim of the WRKO  / WBCN on-air personality "a little hustler"

Jay: And when Uncle Gene McGillicuddy was installed but Big Steve Marra and Frankie the Fink changed the wiring on Uncle Gene to confuse him

Yvette: Now we're going to get sued by the EEOC

Gabby:  Well, YOU'RE the one who put him on the Somerville Line.  How is he as a guest

Yvette: Terrific, that's the problem. The guy's good at what he does.

Jay: We're screwed.  Didn't you invite him to come back to the Somerville Line

Yvette: I certainly did

Gabby: Well, why haven't you had him back?

Yvette: Because I, my darlings, am a pathological liar!


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