Wednesday, June 20, 2018

New TV Station Manager Revealed!

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The Sign of the Boss 
(a parody, of course)

Found a solution to save your soul
Frosted Chocolate Coffee roll!*see confession below
Steph found the man/ to keep you enslaved
He can sin for he is saved!

$38K so cash and carry
Conspiring with Moe, Shemp and Gary
Like Sgt. Schultz he don't see a thing
city-owned cameras for the child porn ring


Fire and brimstone, the earth he scorch
From Klooney to Dawn, the bane of Joe Forch
If Big Steve returns, like the Bate's Motel
Sexual Harassment by Von Rxxxxxl!

Clueless Burke, she takes the gamble
More stunada* from Jay Campbell
Von RXXXXL, the sexual harasser
a board member's basement looked like NASA

Paul Gxxxxty on the Chapter 74
Gives Muccini-Burke an additional whore
That 700 grand (that) we saved the city
is now Frankie in drag, and it ain't pretty

to be continued

*The editor must confess.
Yes, I am the one who turned that fat slob

Big Steve onto the Dunkin' Donuts'
"Frosted Chocolate Coffee Roll"
(they rarely make them nowadays; it was about 20 years ago!)...Big Steve would always ask for the ultra-calorie Coolatta  to pack on the pounds, so why not add flame to his proverbial calorie fire and give him something else to chomp on!..



*stunad





Adjective
(comparative more stunad, superlative most stunad)
  1. (slang) stupidcrazy
Noun
(plural stunads)
  1. (slang) a stupid person, idiot
Origin
From Italian stonato (“crazy, stupid”)