Thursday, December 27, 2018

Muccini Burke Orders Chief Buckley To Remove Medford Information Central...a parody




Stephanie:  He's stalking my family, shut the blog down, John!

Chief Buckley: This is a very serious accusation, Stephanie, what evidence do you have?

Stephanie: Vivian Vance sent me videotape...

Chief Buckley: Vivian Vance Video...if only we had an access TV station in this city

Stephanie: I'm serious, John.  On the video he WALKS into Medford Housing and goes a floor above where my family lives!

Chief Buckley: A floor above?   The bigger question is with all your filthy lucre Stephanie, why is  your family in housing?

Stephanie:  Gluttony, abuse of power, everything Pope Francis denounced, that old hypocrite!

Chief Buckley: Is there any chance another access TV producer lives there?

Stephanie: That's beside the point. So what if he was bringing him a Christmas gift, MY FAMILY LIVES THERE, shut down the darn blog!


TO BE CONTINUED