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The Plot Against Stephanie Muccini-Burke

By  December 29, 2018  
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Richard F. Caraviello: "I intend to be Mayor in 2019."

Fed Dello Russo, Jr: "Ha!  Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha...Ha Ha ha ha ha"

Caraviello: Silence that fool!  Who is with me.

The city council and school committee ignore him.  Suddenly, pudgy fingers raise slowly.

Caraviello: By George, you're hired.
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George Scarpelli and Rick Caraviello go to the local recruitment office for some privacy in their plot to overthrow the Witch of Medford.

Recruitment officer: This is not the National Lard, it's the National Guard. What are fat people doing here?

Caraviello phones Detective MacKowski: "I want to file witness intimidation charges on a recruitment officer!"

Mackowski: Paul Covino isn't onboard, and neither am I. We're all getting sued in 2019 for your last stunt.  Go to hell.


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