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Vivian Vance from the I Love Lucy Show has moved on to "the other side."
And that's good news for Medford residents.
From her hotline in limbo, Vivian gives us all the dirt on the Medford Housing Authority.
Just send your questions to
informationcentral2@gmail.com and we'll get them to Vivian.
From Mark T.
DEAR VIVIAN:
I hear cheap hair cuts are available at the Medford Housing Authority
How do I get one?
M.T.
Dear M.T. headed:
You may find Charles Manson's swastika carved into your noggin' if that drunk gets a hold of you while she's on a bender. Better to get Paul Donato's son to go over your head with his lawn mower. He gives out free ice creams and casino passes with every haircut.
Love,
Vivian
Dear Vivian,
I wanted to get a haircut in Medford chair but the chair was all busted up. Did Caraviello hit someone?
Love and Kisses,
Jay Anderson
John Campbell
Dan Fitzgerald Kennedy
Dear Danny, Johnny and Jay:
No, no, no. Ed Finn did the hitting. Caraviello merely sat in the chair and it splintered into a zillion pieces.
Love,
Vivian
MORE TO COME
