Ted Bundy Got the Electric Chair
We'll be Satisfied with MCC TV3 Getting Hauled into Court, Prosecuted and Locked Up
TV3 VICTIM TELLS HIS STORY!
Medford Info Central Editor to play the part of Dawn in our new access TV series:
How MCC TV3 MURDERED ACCESS TV!
Exhausted from the ride ...Foster R.I. is a hike, Dawn stopped for some gas, snacks, chocolate bars and lots of cola...she slapped it all on the corporate credit card...we are not kidding...the parody part hasn't begun yet! ...her little doggy waltzed in to 5 High Street and began urinating on the floor...it was 10 am...she let the dog walk freely...it was the husband she kept on the leash....and he stumbled in on all fours looking for a beer in his doggy dish. OK, ok, the parody has begun!
Dr. Rabies was at the computer writing up lies about Medford residents to keep them out of the private access TV station. "That judge...that awful retired judge..." Dawn thought out loud. Rabies ignored her. "She's destroying my beautiful wickedness." The doggy lifted up its leg and sprayed Dr. Rabies' legs...he didn't care, the more people that stayed away from him the better.
"Movies... I need a movie that will stun Medford..." the inept and bungling station manager's resume was weak ...she had taped one cooking show with her husband in Worcester, and now she was selected - not for having any talent - but as a scarecrow to keep the public out of the private facility.
"I could just kill that blogger! This is tortious interference! This is desecration of my wonderful art." A member waltzes in to dub his pirated rock and roll tapes to sell in Goldmine magazine. "Should you be doing that, L.S.?" Dawn asked? Loser Scumbag was what the bored of directors called him, bored because they can't remember which of their own bylaws they had fractured. LS replies "I was on the board once, I can get back on the board again. Screw you, lady! I need the computer to post the booty in Goldmine!"
to be continued...
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a parody
THE VICTIMS OF MCC TV3
THE VICTIMS OF TED BUNDY
THE LIVING VICTIMS OF TED BUNDY
Ted Bundy's Living Victim Tells Her Story - Rolling Stone
Ted Bundy’s Living Victim Tells Her Story
Kathy Kleiner was asleep in her Florida sorority house in 1978 when the notorious serial killer broke in and brutalized her — but she didn’t let the experience define her
Jan 27, 2019 - Kathy Kleiner was one of two women who survived a brutal attack by Ted Bundy in January 1978. ... She was 20 when Ted Bundy
crept into her bedroom at Florida State University, 22 when he was
sentenced to death, and 32 when he was finally strapped into Old Sparky,
Florida's electric chair.
For his fast-paced biopic of infamous serial killer Ted Bundy, Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, director Joe Berlinger (Paradise Lost, Whitey) turns his magnifying glass to the real-life story of Elizabeth Kloepfer (Lily Collins), a woman who’s struggling with her suspicions about her boyfriend Ted (Zac Efron). Sure, she found a meat cleaver in his trunk, but look at those abs! Though Bundy was known for using his good looks and charm to lure in his victims, the trailer paints him as a rock god with a chiseled physique and charisma for days. That might make you squeamish — after all, he murdered at least 30 people, by his own tally.
https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/zac-efron-ted-bundy-serial-killer-trailer-784753/
