Saturday, January 4, 2014

McGlynn to feed Dr. Rabies to 120 starving doggies

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Is It Remotely Plausible That Kim Jong-uncle Gene Had Dr. Rabies Eaten By 120 Dogs?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/remotely-plausible-kim-jong-un-153629846.html


The big news out of Medford, North Korea today is that, according to the Strait Times, Kim Jong-uncle Gene fed rancid Dr. Rabies to 120 hungry dogs after he was purged from the North Medfordean leadership for daring to be a "write-in candidate".  Kim Jong McGlynn said to the local media "It wasn't that he was a write-in candidate; it's that he failed to get a single vote and embarrassed my deception designed to keep Kim Jong D'Antonio from getting additional votes."   Doggie vomit, reportedly, lined the streets and all 2-wheel shopping carts had to be destroyed.


According to the report, Arthyur Alan Jang Song-Deluca was stripped naked and thrown into a cage with his aides, Frankie, Harvey, Ronnie and the juvenile delinquent... then dogs that had been starved for three days were set on them. The whole execution process apparently took around an hour, during which Kim and 300 other officials watched.    Only the webmaster escaped because he was in a holding cell at the time.  Who says alleged crime doesn't pay?