from ROY BELSON
ON BEHALF OF THE MEDFORD POLICE
Dear Citizens,
Hi, it's me! Roy Belson, Superintendent of Schools. In order to pad our pockets in this community we have novel, unique approaches to law enforcement.
For example, screw bomb sniffing dogs, heck when an ex K-9 cop couldn't get rid of a nuisance 400 pound mutt that would allegedly sit on his recliner and eat him out of house and home, we decided to use the janitors instead of the dogs. Also, we got 550 of the janitors (imported illegally from south of the border,) to vote for Stephanie Muccini-Burke AND search out the bombs.
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That's your DEMOCRACY in Action, and if you don't believe it, just call Dan Rea on WBZ who discussed Democrats allegedly shipping 10 special needs men to the polls to vote Democrat in exchange for free Happy Meals at McDonalds.
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Now, my embattled pal Leo A. Sacco, Jr., wants to bring back "Quality policing through police involvement" because we are too busy going after a terrorist with a water pistol! That's right, we've gone to Carmen Ortiz and the FBI to get the water pistol terrorist who is squirting his flashlight all over our corruption and malfeasance at Medford City Hall and at Medford High School. HE IS FIXATED ON A FAT OLD CALIFORNIA PSYCHIC NOW IN WALPOLE/SHARON (THANK GOD,) AND INCITING FEAR AMONG THE PARENTS OF STUDENTS BY TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND LEO SACCO!
THIS TERRORIST MUST BE STOPPED
HIS POPULAR ONLINE MAGAZINE MUST BE DISRUPTED, EVEN IF HE DID PAY SIXTY BUCKS TO CITY HALL TO GET PROPER BUSINESS LICENSES FOR BOTH BLOGS, UNLIKE ANOTHER LOCAL MAGAZINE WE WON'T MENTION WHICH HAS CITY HALL PROTECTION.
Medford Police are searching for at least one suspect involved in a home break-in on Jerome Street. In addition to the still photo above, police have posted a brief video of one of the suspects online. Anyone with information can call the police or tips can be submitted online through the police website or sent via text message through the Tips 411 app.
http://insidemedford.com/2016/03/01/police-searching-for-suspects-in-jerome-street-break-in/
SO IF YOU CAN DO THE POLICE WORK FOR US, SIGN UP AT MEDFORD HIGH.
I, ROY BELSON, CAN MAKE YOU A VOLUNTEER SECURITY GUARD -
NO CORI CHECK,
JUST LIKE MEDFORD HOUSING AUTHORITY
AND YOU WILL HAVE AN EXCITING TIME SEARCHING FOR CONTRABAND EVERY TIME WE GET A BOMB THREAT.
DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY AND HELP US GO AFTER THE REAL TERRORISTS, THOSE WANTING TO EXPOSE THE CORRUPTION AND MALFEASANCE AT THESE ADDRESSES:
100 MAIN STREET MEDFORD
85 GEO. P HASSET DRIVE MEDFORD
489 WINTHROP ST. MEDFORD
AND
15 Commonwealth Ave. Woburn, MA 01801
