Saturday, February 18, 2017

A Paddy Wagon for Marian - new poem


pad·dy wag·on
ˈpadē ˈwaɡən/
noun
NORTH AMERICANinformal
  1. a police van.

    To get in a mood  that's truly mellow
    Press perjury chArges on Carra Z Yellow
    characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice.
A PADDY WAGON FOR MARIAN
(a.k.a. Roundin' Up The Medford Reprobates)

There she goes /the D.A.  Lyin!
A police van for/ Ms. Marian Ryan!
that old gal, put her in cuffs
Because, the citizens have had enoughs!

Make the high-heeled ADA confess
without her lipstick so grotesque
For It Will Be A Total Blast


Rumley, Malark E. How he hates
Process All Those Reprobates
true healing it all starts within
the wagon picks up old Ed Finn
Spineless Finn ain't no Buffalo Bob
just a sleepy, creepy slob
he's a fat old sleepy slob



To get in a mood  that's truly mellow
To get in a mood that's truly mellow
Impeach the liar: Caraviello
has to answer to Judge Judy

Fabri can't or Fabrican
Medford Morons Understan'
Brian Burke's own Ku Klux Klan
Throw the bastards in the Kan!

Marian's clear Dereliction of Duty
They rip off the city, and its booty
Freddy in drag like Giuliani Rudy
Incarcerate them, please, 
powerful Judge Judy

She's EXPOSED, a fire breathing dragon
Marian thrown /in her own/ 
paddy wagon
With Chief Sacco and Ms. Burke
and that allegedly drunk husband
JERK!



We know, we know...which one?