"But she hasn't got anything on," a little child said to the Varsity Coach!
"Did you ever hear such innocent prattle?" said its allegedly inebriated father. And one person whispered to another what the child had said, "He/She hasn't anything on. A child says she hasn't anything on."
"But she hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last. Laughing at the Emperor, not with her.
The Emperor shivered, for she suspected they were right. But she thought, "This procession has got to go on." So on February 8, 2017 making a damn fool of herself in the council chambers, she walked more proudly than ever, as her not-so-noblemen - the damn fools - Freddy, Paul, Uncle Bob, Sullivan Mike and Ryan Marian held high the train that wasn't there at all.
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Stephanie,
the Emperor's New Clothes...without the clothing we see McGlynn's
nicely pressed suit. "The Emperor's New Clothes" (Danish: Kejserens nye
Klæder) is a short tale written by Danish author Hans Christian
Andersen, about two weavers who promise an emperor a new suit of clothes
that they say is invisible to those who are unfit for their positions,
stupid, or incompetent. http://www.andersen.sdu.dk/.../TheEmperorsNewClothes_e.htmlIn the great city where he lived, life was always gay. (Especially when I become Mayor, Darth Stephanie!!!!!)
Every day many strangers came to town, and among them one day came two swindlers, Freddy Della-Camusa and his wife - the sex-change-by-butcher's knife Paula Della Camusa). They let it be known they were weavers, and they said they could weave the most magnificent fabrics imaginable. Not only were their colors and patterns uncommonly fine, but clothes made of this cloth had a wonderful way of becoming invisible to anyone who was unfit for his office, or who was unusually stupid.