RUMLEY CORI CHECK - a parody to help you laugh at the city lawyer; not that you need ANY help in that regard

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*Mrs. Fester is a fictional character.

If you've got a guilty conscience we know a pretty bad retired attorney you can call.
An attorney so outrageous he tried to convince the MCAD that I'm a heterosexual just because I have had a number of girlfriends.  Ha Ha.  The MCAD investigator said "I don't care if he's bisexual."
Well here's some not very breaking news: I am NOT bisexual...I just happened to have had a lot of girlfriends...
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Mrs. Fester:  If you want to join the TV station you have to go through a CORI

Producer:  Why?  And didn't they ban you from the high school for conflict of interest, Mrs. Fester? Hey, how did your husband do when the Grand Jury was in session...

Mrs. Fester: Not very funny.  Yes, I've been banned from the high school, just like Belson, but Rumley wants to make sure we keep you OUT so we just make it up as we go along.

Your CORI says you were charged with WITNESS INTIMIDATION, why would we want children around a guy who might teach them about the Open Meeting Law, Public Records Requests and the danger of varsity coaches?


Producer: And the DPW...

Mrs. Fester: You're pushing it...

Producer:  I have deep public access knowledge that can benefit the city.

Mrs. Fester: Rumley hates access, so do his two bosses

Producer: McGlynn and Muccini-Burke

Mrs. Fester:  NO.  Satan and Lucifer

Producer:  Rum Rum has been called The Devil, are they suing him for Trademark infringement?