11th Day of Stop & Shop Strike 4/21/19 Easter Sunday - Sex Offender Drivers of Limo Company to go on Strike

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LIMO COMPANY SEX OFFENDER DRIVERS
to go on strike?

    Seeing how Stop & Shop stores are all ghost towns, the sex offender drivers from FS Limos
(Fat Stalker limo company) are revolting this Easter Sunday.

    FS owner's own pet stalker, M.T.-Head, a midget reprobate, tried to console the owner "My wife will give you an Easter haircut" to which the F.S. Limos proprietor replied:

a)Don't you, of all people, know that my sitting in a barber chair is hazardous...to the barber chair...

b)I saw what your drunk hair-cutting wife did to Lucy and Vivian, on company time, no thank you

No, the Mohawk isn't back, that lush just enjoys her tea!   As in, Long Long Island Ice Tea

quotes:

"You couldn't PAY me to ride in a limo with the fat guy" Judge Kavaflaw, (Retired, by force!)upon leaving Alexander's on a Sunday morning...after throwing his robe at the baker...

"And they don't want him back"
SkerryBob Quotes
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"I want the guy in the Jewelry Exchange commercial"  Gay Undertaker 

"Don't worry about it, no one reads the blog"
Mark Fumbles, disgraced lawyer