Stephanie's Drunk Hairdresser

1,340,739 @ 9:22 pm
 
Rumor has it Muccini-Burke is afraid to go to work because of the Comanche hairdo she got on the cheap!

Lush Wife:  The mayor was over today

Creepy hubby: Don't I know it, Caraviello's been running around talking about it like he did the allegation of Charlie Baker hiring Stephanie

Lush Wife: She looks great

Creepy hubby: She looks like someone took an axe to each strand of hair...she looks like John Falco

Lush Wife: Well, I just had to shave the entire thing...the strands of her hair wouldn't stand still...

Creepy Hubby: You've been drinking again!  The strands weren't moving, you were tilting back and forth

Lush Wife: Was not

Creepy Hubby: Was were...

Lush Wife: This house isn't even licensed to be a barber shop, what were you thinking...?

Creepy Hubby: Of keeping you occupied and not drinking. I failed

Lush Wife: as usual.  By the way, I got the keys to RC Limo...

Creepy Hubby: NOT DRUNK!

Lush Wife: It's ok, I'm going out with the mayor's husband and Chief Buckley always gives him a bunch of permission slips for slipping and sliding and curving and swerving...

Creepy Hubby: And Joe Sacco allegedly makes three...

THIS IS A PARODY

Sober up Scary P. David for all lawsuits ...and depravity...

To be continued



The Comanche /kəˈmæntʃi/ (Comanche: Nʉmʉnʉʉ) are a Native American nation from the Great Plains whose historic territory consisted of most of present-day northwestern Texas and adjacent areas in eastern New Mexico, southeastern Colorado, southwestern Kansas, western Oklahoma, and northern Chihuahua.