join wincam today $50.00
What you get:
Abuse from a fat jackass, David Gauthier, who doesn't know his ass from his elbow when it comes to managing anything...let alone a public access station
INVITED TO THE 99 RESTAURANT FOR A FREE DINNER: Long-time fraud board member Allen "Gimme an Award, fuck the members" Ayden will ask you out, hit on you, invite you to his home so you can give him a massage
*Only boys 18-23 need apply for membership under the Ayden Plan
Melodie Wing, attorney, will steal your award from you and give it to herself. The witch*
*Apologies to all witches, Wing is seriously ugly and gives witches a bad name
Pongratz, Peter, emphasis on RATZ, will put his hands on you in an inappropriate manner in Springfield at the Mass Access gathering.
You'll get abuse, censorship and your tapes destroyed because they hate you and want the station all for themselves.
parody
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