The Ballad of Chandler Jones

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THE BALLAD OF CHANDLER JONES

 http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--medical-problem-for-patriots--jones-caused-by-synthetic-marijuana-221442605.html

He won't get lost in the files of LaDonna
Chandler loves the synthetic marijuana
He won't have to suffer Ms. Hatton's redaction
all he had was just a very bad reaction

bad reaction
bad reaction
Chandler Jones had a bad reaction

On Sunday we lost David Jones
The same day Chandler played some Rolling Stones
He'll attend the playoff game/ before he sees Your Honor
it was just a little bit of syn-thetic/ marijuana 

If they bench him it could really hurt
He might borrow language from Steve LeBert
He might bite his lip, he won't need Jimmy Lee
It was a Shawn Norton moment, a little too much tea

He is now /in the shutdown corner
Better drop a dime to Hatton, LaDonna
A little bit of spice, a little too vague on the phones
this is the ballad of Chandler Jones


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