Ballad of the Varsity Coach

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This is a fictional poem on a Delusional Parody Website.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. 
   
This is a fictional poem on a Delusional Parody Website.

The Superintendent
a big worm crossed with a roach
this is the ballad of
The Varsity Coach 

A student / teacher outing
it was oh! one big mistake
when he was banging her
all around
the Mystic Lake 

Ten years her senior
said she would always be his pearl
no repercussions
touching daddy's little girl

Watch them trade away her virtue
as the teacher trashed the flower
No parental guidance
they were just too drunk with power

No attention at home
Her mom a big politician
self absorbed inside her mirror
say an Act of Contrition

The Superintendent
damaged teachers he would poach
other schools found them untouchable
that territory he'd encroach 

The Superintendent
rich, but he's no slouch
female teachers are less toxic
diving on his casting couch

The Clerk of Courts
a tisket a tasket
he throws the complaint
right in the waste basket 

A public records request
now wouldn't you know it
to cover up the crime
police go after the poet 


This is merely Part 1
It gets juicier as it goes along.

Do stay tuned!  

In the city where this happened
politicians getting stale
they traded out her virtue
The truth must prevail 

He's very good looking
While Norman Bates he loved his mother
With the sister now off-limits
he can always date the brother!