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Stephanie Talks to First Graders - a Delusional Parody

By  May 06, 2016  
a delusional parody


Stephanie Muccini Burke speaks to the First Graders 
from the ROBERT MAIOCCO REPROBATE SCHOOL

Greetings, dear students, it is ME, your Mayor MiMi, also known as Stephanie Me Me Me Me Me Muccini-Burke.

I have renamed the Roberts School after that old reprobate from Wells Fargo, Robert A. Maiocco where, if you give him your money, We'll See how Far it Goes....Wells Fargo, get it?

First Grader #1: That joke is as stupid as Dawn Natalia taching movies at TV3

Stephanie Burke; But I shut down TV3, and you're stupid for saying that.

First Grader #2: As Director of Personnel why did you let that cop punch that woman in the mouth and then let him get away with it; then that Varsity coach allegedly got off, in more ways than one, my parents told me. They think you should be impeached.

Stephanie: Your mother is an alcoholic

First Grader #3 "And you've watched the film In and Out one too many times.

First Grader #4:  Hopefully it's a metaphor for Mayor Burke, IN and OUT

First Grader #5: Scuttlebutt around the school is that the varsity coach went in and out...

First Grader #6  "On multiple occasions we hear.

Stephanie Burke; You little bastards are out of line. Lisa, DO NOT write ANYTHING about them for Inside Medford

First Grader #7: I knew that silver hair was a wig!

TO BE CONTINUED