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YOUR MOST FUN AND READ NEWS SOURCE
IN MEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS
THE MAD MAGAZINE OF
MEDFORD POLITICS
YOUR MOST FUN AND READ NEWS SOURCE
IN MEDFORD, MASSACHUSETTS
THE MAD MAGAZINE OF
MEDFORD POLITICS
NIKEY MESTOR - in this delusional parody - is at the Highway Department, splurging on his new ceiling, new walls, new floors, in a brand new 14 million dollar building.
Nikey to employee: I'm the Varsity Head Coach for baseball in this city, and don't you forget it.
Employee #1: Wasn't the Mayor's son one of the coaches.
Nikey: Don't talk about my mayor!
Employee #1 Why? Are you guys dating or something?
Nikey: Naaah, the only silver I like is the kind I can roll up and put into the bank.
Employee #1: Hey, that's age discrimination
Nikey: Could be, but I got this Nikey sponsorship on my own. All I have to do is ignore OSHA and wear the Nikey product 24/7
Employee #1: Is that safe?
Nikey: Hell, no! But who is going to rat me out? Don Paulato, the State Rep?? Mark Dumbley? the City Duplicitor?
Employee #1: But aren't you a union rep too?
Nikey: No comment, but as foreman of the park division...
TO BE CONTINUED
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