Thursday, May 12, 2016

The Nikey Mestor Parody! Union Rep, Coach, Part-Time Employee with Full Time Pay, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer

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NIKEY MESTOR - in this delusional parody - is at the Highway Department, splurging on his new ceiling, new walls, new floors, in a brand new 14 million dollar building. 


Nikey to employee:  I'm the Varsity Head Coach for baseball in this city, and don't you forget it.

Employee #1: Wasn't the Mayor's son one of the coaches.

Nikey: Don't talk about my mayor!

Employee #1   Why? Are you guys dating or something?

Nikey: Naaah, the only silver I like is the kind I can roll up and put into the bank.

Employee #1: Hey, that's age discrimination

Nikey: Could be, but I got this Nikey sponsorship on my own. All I have to do is ignore OSHA and wear the Nikey product 24/7

Employee #1: Is that safe?

Nikey: Hell, no!  But who is going to rat me out? Don Paulato, the State Rep??   Mark Dumbley?   the City Duplicitor? 

Employee #1: But aren't you a union rep too?

Nikey: No comment, but as foreman of the park division...

TO BE CONTINUED


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