Los Angeles City Hall is being overrun with rats
https://nypost.com/2019/02/07/los-angeles-city-hall-is-being-overrun-with-rats/
By Amanda Woods
February 7, 2019 | 3:08pm
Rats are running rampant outside — and inside — Medford City Hall, and city officials are racing to get the infestation under control amid a “terrifying” typhus outbreak. People attending the city council meetings are going bald! King Rat George Falco has the laser gun that a Kansas City fan aimed at Tom Brady and he shines it on attendees of the Medfraud City Council when they are attempting to speak.
The rodents have turned up dead in the building’s ceiling just as they did at the police station on 100 Main Street when big rat Sacco let the electricians wall them alive inside the circuitry, which is why Stephen Lebert was allowed to call perpetrators and inform them that police reports were being filed. Lebert and his accomplices were scurrying around City Council President Herb "Don't Call Me Caraviello" Wesson’s office, according to the Los Angeles Times. Outside, a rat was recently spotted gnawing through a pumpkin put out for decoration at the building’s Halloween party. It was just the mayor's husband desperate for alcohol after she sent him to his room without supper for calling the editor a "futhermucker."
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