Our #1 story this week was published 2/22/19
#1 story Breanna For Mayor 2/22/19
http://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2019/02/breanna-lungo-koehn-for-mayor-of.html
Nell Escobar Joakley's Publication April 1
The Medford Transcript loses again!
The April Fool is Nell Escobar Coakley, former editor of the weekly newspaper, who is still lurking in the shadows like ex mayor McGlynn on steroids.
We Scooped Nell AGAIN!
http://medfordinformationcentral.blogspot.com/2019/02/breanna-lungo-koehn-for-mayor-of.html
It's going to be the battle of the year!
Breanna
vs
Stephanie "Lovey Howell" Muccini-Burke
While Breanna's out there working hard for your vote, Stephanie is at Kohl's shopping!!!! HA HA....
When Stephanie's at Kohl's, allegedly on company time, they give her the courtesy of switching out the signs and calling the joint Trohls ! as in TROLL!
and in the background laughing at Mrs. Burke
it's me!
Your friendly neighborhood news gatherer.
Me and my gal pal Delores!
Who would you rather be out on a date with?
Delores wins hands down. She has a better smile!
Delores is also useful as an anti-stalker device.
If a big, fat lesbian like Rick Caraviello comes after me.
Or an immature child from Emerson college
I'm prepared in my get away vehicle, Delores the anti-stalker device.
When I fill my tank up at Tony's Gas (King Petroleum)
they welcome the big vehicle...because they don't want all the stalkers there either!
When Rumley heard that my boyfriend is in his mid-forties he wanted a CORI check on me for having unsupervised contact with children. Hey Mr. Rumley, we were under supervision, we just didn't know it.
Fact is, the ditzy ex-wife
was peering in the window on multiple occasions to see what we were up to**(when she wasn't stalking us with sunglasses and a scarf at a table at the TIKI LOUNGE and the Revere Cinema across from Squires. Yes, we went into Squires as well...she didn't follow-us in there, she just blasted us with a telephone call which went through the car speakers...talk about broken class on a chalkboard...no wonder he left her for me!!!! OK, too much information...I'm in trouble now...then again, when am I NOT in trouble? :) )
but I can assure you, she didn't get a glimpse when he molested me on the couch...because we put a curtain up that night when we figured out what she was up to. Where was Delores when I needed her???
Oh, by the way, I wasn't there during part of the molestation. Until I woke up and found him, ahem, "abusing me." That's ok, he made up for it by buying me some nice clothes, kind of like Paul Donato getting a job for the guy he molested at Medford High School on October 15, 2017...but that's a molestation story for another day.
P.S. when a famous Medford client heard that I told my forty-something boyfriend to "grow up" he said to me: If he's in his forties now, he ain't ever going to grow up!
Truer words were never spoken, which is why I'm planning on going back with my thirty-something ex from a couple of years ago! Soon as I get all the other clothing he's offered me...of course, a nice threesome could keep the forty-something under some real supervision now, couldn't it??? Mr. R???
*Stephanie to Mark: How can we stop this blogger in Election 2019
Mark: You don't get it...he's just begging for a P-town sleepover where he can give The Varsity Coach 3 beers!
Stephanie: It's as simple as that?
Mark: Yes, and with six you get eggroll. If he's banging the varsity coach he won't let the young lacrosse player participate...he hasn't had a threesome with a woman involved since his girlfriend died...
Stephanie: Too much information again
Mark: I know...but there were problems in a marriage of an avowed homosexual with a bi-sexual woman
Stephanie: And what was that?
Mark: There was always some cute guy coming between them...
Stephanie: Oh, let me do the file under
Mark Rumley: Granted
Stephanie Muccini-Burke: FILE UNDER: With six you get eggroll, and with the handsome SWAT guy even the cute varsity coach gets dumped
Mark: File under: And that would be your revenge, Stephanie?
Stephanie: Against who, Joe or the Varisty Coach
Mark: perhaps both...