June 16, Father's Day - Send the Allegedly Drunk Husband lots of Liquor

If we send the old bastard enough alcohol maybe an honest police officer will finally arrest him for drunk driving.

Get the menace off of the street, or to use the filthy dude's own vernacular "Get that futhermucker out of there."

Truer words were never spoken if we're able to have an exorcism and remove the old alleged drunk