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The Autobiography of a City Council Scoundrel

By Frederick N. Dello Russo Jr. Jr. via Parody

     I was just a twinkle in my daddy's jeans when grandpa and uncle were cuffed and sent off to prison.  Luckily it was my daddy's jeans and not Depasquale's jeans as daddy blew them away with a couple of smoke bombs legend has it. As Jim Carrey would say "Smokin!"  

    Talk about sowing one's wild oats, my dad sent those seeds a flyin!  I don't think even Viagra can help Depasquale now.  And they were best friends, Adam Knight, so just remember that if I ever screw you.  The apple don't fall far from the tree.  

     Ha, worse than my pal Camuso allegedly going after grandma with a meat cleaver, worse than Stephanie Burke and her drunk husband allegedly pushing that talented minority athlete in West Medford off of the all-star team so their loser son who couldn't make the grade could kick a minority person in the teeth with help from allegedly drunk daddy and self-absorbed Mommie Dearest.  

   Worse than George Scarpelli in Otis Mass allowing broomsticks to go flying up some young boy's backside...wonder if old George borrowed the broomsticks from that witch Stephanie?  Scarpelli resembling Otis from the first Superman movie, Gene "Lex Luthor" Hackman's stumbling, mumbling assistant
  "Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe." Lex Luthor  (and some people are devoted to Medford Information Central and will praise  the editor after they assassinate me....)

   And talking about stumbling and mumbling....Worse than Caraviello allegedly hiring a sex offender  to allegedly have him ready to take your kids to the prom, if need be.   And you wonder why Mike McGlynn allegedly drinks!   Probably because Dingolo sued Maiocco and Maiocco sold a home to McGlynn via his son-in-law when there are all those condos on the Mystic Valley Parkway to sell...oh, I better shut up now before the bag man of Medford with the unclean hands on the second floor of city hall threatens to sue me again... of course, when his best friend's brother whacks a woman in the mouth, what else can one expect from this sleazy government...entrenched government....I, Freddy, ain't the problem, just a symptom.  I was born into it...blame daddy and grandpa...I never take accountability of my own sins the way singer Patti Smith did...

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