Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Mommy's Little Boy

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A minority athlete they love to annoy
this is a poem about mommy's little boy
with a drunk old daddy, couldn't get any whiter
now the juvenile delinquent wants to be a
firefighter

He doesn't have any skill, such an awkward approach
and his sister had a fling with his pal, another coach
The state Rep can take him, to a steam bath in Chelsea
Double standards? ask the lawyer of one Jenna Tarabelsi


Janet Leigh: Do you go out with friends?

Tony Perkins: A Boy's Best Friend is his Mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9mJ2oBONug

Mommy...I want to be an all-star baseball player.   Mommy, my sister was having sex with the varsity coach...Mommy...I want to be a firefighter.

Stephanie: Ever see the Lee Schrieber Manchurian Candidate?  Give mommy a kiss...

Son: I'd rather be kissing Meryl Streep

Stephanie: Make believe that you are...


PARAODY

But in Psycho the creepy relationship between lead character Norman Bates and his mother gives thesaying an especially dark, drily humorous significance that is apparent once the plot unfolds. ... To be precise, what Perkins actually stammers out is “Well, uh – a boy's best friend is his mother.”Jun 16, 2015