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The Asylum at Night
Their friend Mark Rumley has the Penthouse
it's all dark...like the solicitor's hardened heart.
BB: Which son are you? It's 10:07 pm at night; you know I'm blitzed.
Daughter: The town lush. Thanks.
Son puts on hard-hat
Stephanie Misfeance Birk: Well, that will cook the burgers quick enough...but Chief Gilberti will have a conniption fit if you do that.
Daughter: That Hugo Chavez joke about Bush is getting old mom...just like you....
...where are you going?
Stephanie Misfeasance Birk: To get the Bible like your father said, for once in his no good life he got a bright idea
BB: Yeah, the lightbulbs in the Locust St. structure dawned on marble head...
Stephanie Malfeasance Burke: Tell me something I don't already know
Other son: Are lightbulbs ablaze in an all wooden structure on a hot summer night when it hit over 90 during the day a really good idea?
Brian: Oh, you're the one who isn't going to be the firefighter. Stephanie, cancel the Dec. 1 list, let's put the other son on it too. Very astute of him, except that we personally took insurance out on the structure so to answer your question, Yes, it's a great idea, financially speaking, though not so good for the air quality and Locust St. itself
Daughter: What if she loses the election?
this is a parody NOT brought to you by Miller Lite
Mike McGlynn and Stephanie offering
GROUP INSURANCE on the Tinderbox with all the hot lightbulbs in it on Locust St.
Send your non-refundable check to
Neil Osborne, Esq.
(parody)
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