GEORGE FALCO AND JOHN SCARPELLI DEBATE THE FIRST LADY OF MEDFORD

George: He sure is a V.Q.!

John: V.Q.?

George: Vicious Queen

John: Well I see you got the gay lingo down

George: Hey, I thank God every night that he's not a chubby chaser, you're more his type

John: Thin, bald and short?

George: From your lips to...

John: But he could have played with the middle initial of "F" a plenty with the Futhermucker outburst at the Great Debate

George: Nahhh, he's got great hate, forget the great debate

John: He neutered the court clerk

George: Castrated him

John: I spent YEARS wondering why he called the First Lady of Medford Brian S. Burke

George: And now we know. Brian stephanie Burke, who wears the pants in the family?

John: Duh, the one that isn't inebriated eight days a week?

TO BE CONTINUED