Friday, December 13, 2013

dictator Kim Jong McGloUnn takes harsh punishment to his uncles, Harvey Jong McGloUnn and Ronny Jong McGloUnn

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The public frog-march and execution of the uncle of North Medford Korean dictator Kim Jong McGloUnn is grotesque and shocking to Western sensibilities. But like the rest of North Medford Korean life, it is also a reminder of what the totalitarian mind is capable of and why it continues to pose a danger to the world.



The Kim regime's resort to such a public demonstration of Jang's punishment suggests that it may be less stable than advertised, with perhaps much more internal dissent. The response from the West should be to heighten those contradictions by further limiting the regime's access to cash. Such a regime cannot be coaxed to reform with carrots and sticks. It has to be squeezed to collapse.

According to a source host sports host who spoke to this parody on the condition of anonymity (and that we would publish this in English instead of McGloUnn speech) "We've known of the dysfunction in the McGloUnn Administration in North Medford Korea for years; it is so clear that the two uncles over at Korean Access TV were up to funny business and McGloUnn took appropriate steps to remove the toxins!   It's not like they are indicted for Christmas...they got off easy! 

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303293604579256273456259210 






People watch a live TV news program showing that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's uncle Jang Song-thaek (second r.) is escorted by military officers during a trial in Pyongyang, North Korea, Thursday, Dec. 12, 2013, at the Seoul Railway Station in Seoul, South Korea, Friday, Dec. 13, 2013.

Lee Jin-man/AP

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Seoul, South Korea
The execution of the man once perceived as North Korea's most influential figure may portend a growing purge of critics of the shaky rule of Kim Jong-un.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-Pacific/2013/1213/North-Korea-execution-Will-mass-purges-follow 

UNCLE GENE SPEAKS!

..."Losing a hundred bucks a month on the housing authority board doesn't look like such a bad deal after all!  Thank you Opposition Leader from freeing me from my oppressive nephew Mike!"

Kim Jong-un's powerful uncle was accused of plotting a coup before he was put to death, raising the possibility of a further purge deep into the ranks of the military and the party.

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-Pacific/2013/1213/North-Korea-execution-Will-mass-purges-follow