Saturday, October 21, 2017

The Ballad Of the Medford Reprobates - The Medf Information Central Poetry Corner


Parody Poem

Residents, Make Sure To Take Your MEDS
Medford Election Central 2017, that is!
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You say Tomato / I say Tom-ah-to
Sunday morning sleight of hand 
by
Double Dipping Donato

Mrs. Burke will shut you down 
She's such a disgrace
while big fat George Scarpelli 
(threatens to) punch your son in the face 

When out there Double Dipping
PD swimmeth with the sharks

oh he just can't keep his hands off of
the ass of Michael Marks

The penny ante nephew 
Chinese food / contraband cargo
But his uncle's thinking bigger
from that office @ Wells Fargo


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pen·ny an·te
noun
North American
noun: penny ante
  1. poker played for very small stakes.
    • informal
      petty; contemptible.
      modifier noun: penny-ante

      "a penny-ante scandal of little substance"



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      One Hundred and Three Thousand

      they had it all stuffed in a locker

      the married couple crying

      they ripped off the children's soccer

      Then there is that Varsity Coach
      the fun just never ends
      caught traveling in the fire lane
      with that old Mercedes Benz


      The Police Chief He Knows Nothing
      Sgt. Schultz is such a punk
      Police Service You Deserve / 
      we'll all be killed by / 

      • political insiders driving drunk
      • ___________________

      Witness Intimidation
      courtesy Marian Ryan
      who turns a BLIND EYE to TRUE CRIME
      for her name, it rhymes with LYIN'
      _____________________________
      They tried to screw me royal
      Had to lawyer up real fast
      As part of my BIG settlement
      I'd like to have a Nagen-Blast
      ____________________________ 
      Forced to suffer a big floozey
      Do you take me for a fool?
      Wide hips, bad shoes and lipstick
      (punishment)
      unusual, and cruel 
      (that alone should get me a few months enjoying Nagen-blasts...)
      ______________________________ 
      Corrupt police chief/
      psycho mayor
      their malfeasance *(compounds and) complicates
      this festering bad conduct of
      The Medford Reprobates


      *Who needs iambic pentameter when a foul-mouthed clerk of courts breaks the rules all of the time!


      i·am·bic pen·tam·e·ter
      noun
      Prosody
      noun: iambic pentameter; plural noun: iambic pentameters
      1. a line of verse with five metrical feet, each consisting of one short (or unstressed) syllable followed by one long (or stressed) syllable, for example Two households, both alike in dignity.