Parody Poem
Residents, Make Sure To Take Your MEDS
Medford Election Central 2017, that is!
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You say Tomato / I say Tom-ah-to
Sunday morning sleight of hand
by
Double Dipping Donato
Mrs. Burke will shut you down
She's such a disgrace
while big fat George Scarpelli
(threatens to) punch your son in the face
When out there Double Dipping
PD swimmeth with the sharks
oh he just can't keep his hands off of
the ass of Michael Marks
The penny ante nephew
Chinese food / contraband cargo
But his uncle's thinking bigger
from that office @ Wells Fargo
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pen·ny an·te
noun
North American
noun: penny ante
- poker played for very small stakes.
- informalpetty; contemptible.modifier noun: penny-ante
"a penny-ante scandal of little substance"
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One Hundred and Three Thousand
they had it all stuffed in a locker
the married couple crying
they ripped off the children's soccer
Then there is that Varsity Coachthe fun just never ends
caught traveling in the fire lanewith that old Mercedes Benz
The Police Chief He Knows Nothing
Sgt. Schultz is such a punk
Police Service You Deserve /
we'll all be killed by /
- political insiders driving drunk
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Witness Intimidation
courtesy Marian Ryan
who turns a BLIND EYE to TRUE CRIME
for her name, it rhymes with LYIN'
_____________________________They tried to screw me royal
Had to lawyer up real fast
As part of my BIG settlement
I'd like to have a Nagen-Blast
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Forced to suffer a big floozey
Do you take me for a fool?
Wide hips, bad shoes and lipstick
(punishment)
unusual, and cruel
(that alone should get me a few months enjoying Nagen-blasts...)
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Corrupt police chief/
psycho mayor
their malfeasance *(compounds and) complicates
this festering bad conduct of
The Medford Reprobates
*Who needs iambic pentameter when a foul-mouthed clerk of courts breaks the rules all of the time!
i·am·bic pen·tam·e·ternoun
Prosodynoun: iambic pentameter; plural noun: iambic pentameters- a line of verse with five metrical feet, each consisting of one short (or unstressed) syllable followed by one long (or stressed) syllable, for example Two households, both alike in dignity.
