Atty Rum E. Markley: McGlynn is taking the blog seriously.
Mayor Stephanie Napolean-Trump: I am the mayor, McGlynn is IRRELEVANT
Atty Markley: I'm beginning to like the new country music.
Mayor Stephanie: I can fire you
Atty Markley: With all the dirt I got on you? The varsity coach, the varsity coach, the varsity coach
Mayor Stephanie: And I've got lots more than some penny ante credit card bill collector moonlighting on the residents of this city
Atty Markley: hmmmm....that's what my roommate Don Paulato used to call me, penny ante, maybe there's something to it?
pen·ny an·te
noun
NORTH AMERICAN
- poker played for very small stakes.
- INFORMALpetty; contemptible.modifier noun: penny-ante
Mayor Stephanie: I can always leak something to the blogger, he'll print anything
Atty Markley: No one believes him, no one reads him
Mayor Stephanie: Tell that to uncle Gene
Atty Markley: True, True...and Frankie Alberg
Mayor Stephanie: And Ronny Pilleri
Atty Markley: so you're blackmailing me
Mayor Stephanie: Extortion as well...and witness intimidation. I swear to God I will unleash all sorts of documents directly to his P.O. Box
Atty Markley: So it was you who set fire to the Notre Dame Cathedral?
Mayor Stephanie: The trick is to make it BELIEVABLE...
Atty Markley: Like unleashing court documents involving George Scarpelli that some Scarpelli hater delivered to him covertly ....
Mayor Stephanie: It was like a scene out of Eddy Murphy's Trading Places, some powerful individual with pure loathing against Scarpelli thought "What better way to get under George's skin than to hand the documents in a brown paper bag to his arch enemy!"
Atty Markley: Got under his skin more hurtful and damaging than a pogo stick
Mayor Stephanie: or broomstick handle
Atty Markley: up the ass! Yikes. Don't want to even think about it... he's got informants EVERYWHERE
Mayor Stephanie: Which is why lying to a judge that no one takes him seriously is perjury! If those informants are "no one" how did he get so many court papers before they finally made it to the web?
Atty Markley: so I lied to a judge or two...it was worth it...
Mayor Stephanie: It was like a scene out of Eddy Murphy's Trading Places, some powerful individual with pure loathing against Scarpelli thought "What better way to get under George's skin than to hand the documents in a brown paper bag to his arch enemy!"
Atty Markley: Got under his skin more hurtful and damaging than a pogo stick
Mayor Stephanie: or broomstick handle
Atty Markley: up the ass! Yikes. Don't want to even think about it... he's got informants EVERYWHERE
Mayor Stephanie: Which is why lying to a judge that no one takes him seriously is perjury! If those informants are "no one" how did he get so many court papers before they finally made it to the web?
Atty Markley: so I lied to a judge or two...it was worth it...
Mayor Stephanie: Those Scarpelli documents came out before they were online thanks to the relentless blogger --- page 30
Atty Markley: Oy Vey is right! Sexually Transgressive Behavior is not even in my infamous thesaurus. Does it have anything to do with a Lacrosse player meeting a varsity coach
Mayor Stephanie Napolean Trump: I will sue you, I swear to God I will
Atty Markley: Who said Truth is the best DEFENSE against a charge of ...
Mayor Stephanie: Page 68 of 100
Mayor Stephanie Napolean Trump: I will sue you, I swear to God I will
Atty Markley: Who said Truth is the best DEFENSE against a charge of ...
Mayor Stephanie: Page 68 of 100
Atty Markley: "He was then anally raped with a broom handle." Ugggh...and we were stupid enough to keep Scarpelli on with the allegedly stolen votes
Mayor Stephanie: allegedly with as much veracity as saying my husband allegedly drinks
Atty Markley: Oh, so you found my back up thesaurus!
Mayor Stephanie: Up Michael Marks' ass!
Atty Markley: So you took the back and Donato took the front?
to be continued...for sure...we're just getting warmed up!
chapter 2
a guide to sexually transgressive behavior..for varsity coaches, allegedly promiscuous lacrosse players and allegedly drunk husbands
by George Falco, Joseph Clemente, Barry Bangs and John Scarpelli
Mayor Stephanie: allegedly with as much veracity as saying my husband allegedly drinks
Atty Markley: Oh, so you found my back up thesaurus!
Mayor Stephanie: Up Michael Marks' ass!
Atty Markley: So you took the back and Donato took the front?
to be continued...for sure...we're just getting warmed up!
chapter 2
a guide to sexually transgressive behavior..for varsity coaches, allegedly promiscuous lacrosse players and allegedly drunk husbands
by George Falco, Joseph Clemente, Barry Bangs and John Scarpelli
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stephanie WILL go bonkers, Donald Trump....
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