Saturday, July 20, 2019

The Ballad of Stephanie Exposed

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THE BALLAD OF STEPHANIE EXPOSED

Medford taxpayers screwed/all getting hosed
This is the ballad of Stephanie exposed
Her son, the firefighter storm / that she ignited
Maybe this arrogance/will get her indicted

Those ex partners in progress they really annoy her
So she needs deep muddy hands/ of a sleazy city lawyer
Varsity meets Lacrosse, the young girl takes off her clothes
The key election story - all it takes to expose
a self-centered tyrant, with a sex-crime doubly whorey
But if you want some public access
the slimy mayor wants your C.O.R.I

Do as we say, not as we do
Stephanie looking for new taxpayers to screw
Pushing the police force/to the very brink
out prowling at night
as some drunk husband / likes to drink*
the officers are busy
handling robberies and rape
when some clerk falls off the wagon
they pull out the caution tape

Now it's snow plowing time, but Golden Boy he dozed
Hope Scamuso brought his camera
so that Stephanie's exposed...

or at least he can blackmail her...


*which drunk husband?
In Medford there are many

Too bad Stephanie is so complacent and 
doesn't round them up, but allegedly uses the police force
as her own personal  taxi service for creepy drunks who
allegedly vote for her