can't keep it in his pants at Gillette Stadium
To Serve and Protect
This is a man seriously in need of Chief Buckley for a cover up.
File Under: Professional Development
Back in court November 8th!
Chief Buckley can be a character witness and repeat "These are all good men and women."
...and get laughed out of court.
'PAT IT' WITH PATTERSON DEPT.
A Massachusetts state police trooper is accused of drunken lewd, wanton and lascivious conduct next to a woman at a Gillette Stadium concert over the summer where police say he exposed himself, according to a Foxboro police report and criminal complaint.
Andrew Patterson, 32, of Lynn, is accused of masturbating and punching the woman’s boyfriend in the face at a Luke Bryan concert, the police report reads.
The woman “advised me that at one point the male party started masturbating next to them,” the Foxboro report states.