Clearly, some of the police want to murder this reporter for publishing photos of Jimmy Lee rearranging his girlfriend's face, behind the backs of his wife and kids.
To: D.A. Marian Ryan,
Last night at 9:39 pm I received a voice mail from a stalker. The stalker has harassed me for the better part of a year.
Here is the content of that threat:
9:39 pm "Joey...I heard there's a bounty on your head...the first cop that grabs ya...he's looking for ya buddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy" followed by feigned laughter.
Who is making these threats on my text line?
a)Jimmy Lee
b)MBTA cop Joe Sacco
c)Shawn Norton
d)Shawn Hughes
e)Greg Hudson, not dead but in witness protection
f)Rick Caraviello
g)Edward P. Finn
h)Detective Mackowski
i)Paul Covino
j)Leo A. Sacco Jr.
k)Brian Burke
l)Lena Muccini
m)Jack Buckley
n)None of the above
o)All of the above
p)Ryan Burke
q)Breanna Burke
r)Dirty Guy - The Varsity Coach
s)Deanna Devney
t)Jenn Never Would!
u)Neil Osborne
v)Rachel Tanenhaus
w)Madame Knight
x)Frederick N. Dello Russo Junior
y)George Scarpelli
z)Mr. & Mrs. Paul and Michael Marks-Donato
a betting man or woman would say
the culprit is Marian Ryan using a voice distorter and sounding like a creepy guy
THE WINNER IS:
HI, I CONFESS,
IT'S ME, ADA RAQUEL FRISADI
SPEAKING THROUGH MY BAD LIPSTICK AND "FUCKING UGLY SHOES" TO QUOTE ERIN BROKOVICH AS PLAYED BY JULIA ROBERTS
THIS POST DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR A PARODY IF LENA COMES AT ME WITH PAUL 'NORMAN BATES' CAMUSO'S INFAMOUS MEAT CLEAVER!
a betting man or woman would say
the culprit is Marian Ryan using a voice distorter and sounding like a creepy guy
THE WINNER IS:
HI, I CONFESS,
IT'S ME, ADA RAQUEL FRISADI
SPEAKING THROUGH MY BAD LIPSTICK AND "FUCKING UGLY SHOES" TO QUOTE ERIN BROKOVICH AS PLAYED BY JULIA ROBERTS
THIS POST DOES NOT QUALIFY FOR A PARODY IF LENA COMES AT ME WITH PAUL 'NORMAN BATES' CAMUSO'S INFAMOUS MEAT CLEAVER!
