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BIG PAY-TO-PARK SCANDAL ABOUT TO ERUPT... AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES WHEN WE PUBLISH THIS STORY IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.*
* hold tight. This will INFURIATE YOU, and heads in local government will roll when the voters get wind of the alleged quid-pro-quo
EDITORIAL
So I trekked out to the theater at 12:30 this morning to see Jurassic World on the overnight, and it is amazing what the blockbuster motion picture did, the subliminal message of mixing the DNA of frogs, chameleon-type creatures and a raptor to come up with a true Frankenstein is very much like how the filmmakers put this spectacular film (easily the best of ANY Jurassic Park movie yet) together.
It takes from Avatar, the Matrix, Under Siege and, most specifically, 2001's Jurassic Park III.
The original Jurassic Park was released in 1993, 22 years later, 14 years after the 2nd sequel and third film, this robust slasher flick - the dinos being the Freddy Krueger/Jason of this bloody epic, takes liberally from Godzilla.
The huge raptor-thing IS a mini Godzilla, and this film will certainly double in two weeks the $528,676.069 that was the entire take of 2014's Godzilla. Stomp, Crush, Destroy
| Worldwide: | $528,676,069 |
Which is what is happening to a certain lady we dub "Medford's Benedict Arnold" - the empty suit fluffernutter Darth Stephanie and her bogus campaign. SPLAT! (Can't help it, saw Adam West/Batman yesterday at the Pop Culture Expo)
This "Pay-to-Park" scandal that I got wind of this morning is SO UGLY, and so very beneficial (allegedly) to the woman who would be Mayor, don't be surprised if Scarpelli or Donato are called to run for Mayor to rescue McGlynn's firewall from Stephanie's struggling and stumbling campaign.
It is father's day, but Stephanie is allegedly yelling "Mommy...stop that mean old journalist from telling the truth about me."
Stephanie, if you get them to stop lying about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you! What kind of candidate allegedly has her mother stashed in subsidized housing when her family income (combined) with the clerk-of-court husband must be significantly over 200k?
Does Medford want its housing authority UNDER SIEGE with Muccini Burke as Mayor?
Uggh. Not again. Same-old same old.
WARNING TO PAUL A. CAMUSO, GEORGE SCARPELLI AND OTHER OVERWEIGHT 'CONTENDERS" - the film Jurassic World is SO TRANSPARENT about overweight people, the dinosaur dines on them with delight and impunity, that you'd better take the Mayor's cousin-attorney's slimy advice not go to the theater less the carnivores emerge out of the silver screen and swallow you whole (metaphor for back-stabber McGlynn as the monster, and what he does to his lieutenants. He eats them alive!!!!)
POLITICALLY INCORRECT MOMENT:
If a certain rock star in Boston says "The fat chick always goes off with the gay guy" - a highly inflammatory (but true!) generalization, the catch-phrase in Jurassic World is "the dinosaurs dine on the fat guys."
Oh the pretty thin women get tossed around by the flying dinos (not kidding, DO NOT BRING CHILDREN TO THIS MOVIE, it is as scary as McGlynn taking his clothes off at a Route 1 motel...well, strike that, NOTHING is as scary as a naked Michael J. McGlynn, why do you think you don't have access TV in this city? He hates being caught with his pants down, so to speak!!!) The pretty girls are violently hurled through the air by the flying dinos, and the fat guys get chomped on and eaten. Crunch. Munch. Lunch!
It's Alfred Hitchcock's THE BIRDS re-written, and it is no coincidence, the brilliant re-enactment of the horror from The Birds employs flying dinosaurs to feast on the crowd in Jurassic World.
Sounds like what Stephanie wants to do with your tax dollars as her mommy allegedly lives a life of subsidized housing while the Muccini-Burke family rakes in the dough, your dough from the public sector, husband and wife, raking it in.
Stephanie hasn't said a damn thing about fixing Medford; this is her beauty pageant. Her campaign is failed-council candidate Jeanne Martin's campaign, only on steroids.
It's ugly, it is struggling, and Stephanie has to answer questions as to why she got paid 110K, how much the hubby we haven't seen her reference in her campaign literature makes (50$ per hour as a clerk of court? $400.00 a day is a cool 2K a week, another hundred thou in the cookie jar) and allegedly dear old mom is stashed in the housing authority - where people who really need the housing take a back seat to the privileged blowhards who want to suck your wallets and pocketbooks dry.
When this scandal on Pay-to-Park breaks, it is going to REALLY be ugly for one of the candidates (the one who launched at the Bistro if you need a hint,) and this story will be breaking this week.
It is as UGLY as Mike McGlynn at a nudist colony.
PRETTY DAMN UGLY!
