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Coming soon!
A new parody...
THE MAYOR'S HENCHMEN
What kind of Mayor refuses to come to the council and instead sends his lackeys?
Think about it.
And two lackeys are called
The Mayor's Henchmen
and one gets into a pissing contest with the courageous councilor who set the record straight.
hench·man
ˈhen(t)SHmən/
noun
derogatory
noun: henchman; plural noun: henchmen
- a faithful follower or political supporter, especially one prepared to engage in crime or dishonest practices by way of service.
- historicala squire or page of honor to a person of rank.
Lauren (bowing) "Darth Stephanie..."
Darth: "Lauren, I need you to take the books from April/May 2015 and - when we steal the election we can't win on merit - have Set 1 on old microfilm that no one reads anymore over at the Century Bank safety deposit box, Set 2 at the Brookline Bank safety deposit box, and set three cemented in the vault under the Cradock Bridge where they won't be dismantling the concrete
Lauren D. "Yes, my master."
Darth: "Mark, I want you to
Mark: "You're not Mayor yet...and there's a good chance you won't be...
Darth: YOU do not want to piss me off. Mike told me to hand you this
(Darth Stephanie hands note to Mark, he reads it carefully...
Mark: "How am I to do thy bidding (he kneels) my only master ???
Darth Stephanie; That's more like it...we have an election to steal, and you're the bag man, Mark
Lauren giggles....to be continued
Reverend Chip, reading this in the Sunday funnies...."Walpole might not be beach front property, but it sure feels good not having the Mayor use my collar like a dish rag anymore...what the f#^& did I know about public access TV anyway? Ha! Hot damn, I hardly know how to speak Pig Latin...
DEFINITION TIME: Pig Latin is a language game in which words in English are altered. The objective is to conceal the meaning of the words from others not familiar with the rules, much like at Medfraud City Hall, just ask the three stooges on the council and the city jerk who can't keep his mouth shut and can't keep from bumping people cruelly in a mean, vicious and threatening way.
